It's scorching hot and I'm broke, so I decided to hang out at my house today. It was the first time my friend had come over, and as soon as he saw my mother he said, "Your mother is beautiful and young, isn't she?" I replied, "Really? I think she's about 45..." and he replied, "What?! She's older than my mother!" We were talking about something pointless when my mother came over and asked my friend to come over for dinner. I went out alone to buy groceries...