If worshiping mountains (butts) made of flesh is what makes you happy, then you will find a lifetime's worth of happiness here. Divine mountains illuminated with oil welcome us. We are kneaded, slapped, and stimulated at the base of the mountain (their groins), causing the earth (buttocks) to tremble involuntarily. The goddesses peering at us from the side of the mountains tremble between shame and pleasure. The penis is merely attached. It seems to be inside, but it's not. And yet the women writhe in pleasure...