I went to a rejuvenating massage parlor and found a friend there. It seems they don't offer hand jobs, but who would have thought they'd be working part-time at such a shady place?! Rumor has it they do... "I'm happy to give you a massage, but please don't tell anyone I work here, okay?" We chatted about trivial things, like what happened after I graduated, but I couldn't resist, so I asked, "Just give me a hand job, okay?"